Eagles vs Cowboys Splash Animation →
The Eagles Web Team is hysterical.
If you won a million dollars what would you do with it? Donate 10%, Blow 10%, Invest 80% Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas? Pirates are all emotion and brute force. A ninja would make a mockery of their haphazard fighting style and dispatch them quickly. If you could have a super power, what would it be? Flight, easily. ...
What I Am Trying To Say Is...
davebluvband: 2009 was a a pretty awesome year, in retrospect. I am grateful for having such wonderful friends and getting to do what I love doing every single day. Here is to hoping 2010 can be just as good, if not better. (Clink) Agreed. I’m glad this photo year in review is catching on. It’s fun!
Year in Review
2009 was an amazing year. If you had told me where I’d end the year, based upon what I started, I’d have been in shock. I’m think I’m better off at the end of this year than I was at the end of 2008; undoubtedly a good thing. A few light resolutions: 1. Dress Better - In the photos I’ve posted, I’m wearing the same damned sweater in 3 of them. I’m all...
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What nobody in authority thinks us grown-up enough to be told is this: We had...– Christopher Hitchens, making me depressed in his recent Slate article. He’s right, unfortunately.
I think when you fill up a bookshelf, you should be get a free book. My bookshelf is now full. Overflowing, actually. There is some dead weight I can get rid of though (I’m looking at you, Glenn Beck Christmas Gift book!)
Christmas 2009 Winners and Losers
WINNERS - The RokuHD I got my parents. - Mick Naiper’s Improvise and Second City Book. - Friends, family, ugly ornament contest. LOSERS - Totally whiffed on my sister’s gift. - Got an Andrew Jackson book I already read. - Gave me brother the exact same beard trimmer his fiance got him! - Being absolutely exhausted all day. Pretty good day, all in all.
coreybrown: Why do you think it is harder to make a small audience laugh? Ari had an interesting explanation for laughter in my 101. He claimed that laughter originated as a tribal response to indicate to the rest of the group that a surprise is non-threatening. I don’t know if it’s true, but we can all recognize laughter as a group action, and it would make sense for that...
Reasons to be at the UCB this coming Saturday
coreybrown: Omelette Vision! If you have never seen this show, get ready for something special. This will also be Curtis Gwinn’s last Roo Roo show. And always the talented and loverly Reuben Williams. There’s a good $30 dollars of improv there I want to see.
Gawker reports on the IAC Holiday Party →
There are a couple photos of various CollegeHumor people to boot!
An Amazing 70 Minute Review of The Phantom Menace →
This guy totally breaks down why the Phantom Menace is such an awful, awful film. It’s long and way too detailed, but it’s really interesting and pretty funny. Don’t let the voice fool you; it’s done for effect.
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not;...– —CALVIN COOLIDGE (via lookmom) (via bridgecomedy) My dad loves this quote. So do I. Ergo, I am my dad.
I went shopping at Express.
And I liked it. They gave me coupons for $50 off $100, so I’m totally going back too. I think I’ve finally become a man.
Eagles vs Giants
That was maybe the best football game I’ve ever seen. Wow.
The 3 Rules of the Trizz, and other highlights...
At the Chris Gethard show last night, Chris had the coolest kid in his high school, Danny, as a guest. Afterwards at the bar he, shared wisdom that can only be learned through years of being the coolest person anyone knows. Amongst his valued kernels of knowledge was ‘Trizz’ A ‘trizz’ is a threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl. It is, apparently, one of the deepest bonds one...
If you’re reading this, you’d probably love this movie. With all the terrible and hack comedies that get produced each year, Mystery Team is a breath of fresh air. Imagine the opposite of ‘Epic Movie’ style crap: There are no pop culture references, no out of place dance numbers, and most importantly, encounters with vomit and excrement are treated with the respect they...
Did someone order a bluegrass cover of Don’t Stop Beleivin’?
This is wrong on so many levels - California To...
bridgecomedy: toomuchfreetime: OS ANGELES (AP) ― Click to enlarge 1 of 1 CBS Related Stories New Advice: Skip Mammograms In 40s, Start In 50s (11/17/2009) New Mammogram Guidelines Causing Confusion, Anger (11/18/2009) Senate Votes 58-42 To Cut Medicare In Health Bill (12/3/2009) Mammogram Report A Subject In Health Debate (11/23/2009) Medical Experts Weigh In On Mammogram Controversy...
I have moved back home with my parents
kearad: and am having a serious case of the “my life has slammed head first into a brick wall”-sies. It’s all I can do to keep my mind off the thousands of youths wheeling around energized cities, drinking from the giant frosty margarita with salt on the rim that is independent life. Just in case this entry isn’t quite riddled with self pity, I’ve compiled a list of celebrities who have...
Party Hard - Andrew W.K. I originally liked Andrew W.K. ironically. That is changing.