January 2011
21 posts
2010 in Review
2010 was an amazing year for me, filled with new people, new places, and new experiences.
But frankly, it’s none of your damn business.
December 2010
35 posts
Saying 'Yes'
(I haven’t had a good drunk tumblr post in a while, so…)
I feel like I went through college backwards. I had everything figured out for college, and then once I graduated everything went to pieces. I entered college knowing I wanted to be a computer programmer. I left college knowing I had the big questions of my life figured out. To quote Men In Black, it’s scary what...
The final 7 minutes of the Eagles miraculous...
Sex Advice from Computer Programmers →
I was asked to contribute to this by a friend of a friend who mistakenly thought I was qualified to answer questions related to sex and dating.
If you’ve got any more need of advice I’m unqualified to answer, feel free to ask.
FYI
In that photo is my awesome co-worker Anna. Sorry to disappoint JZT and my mother.
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Tattoos
I’m torn on tattoos.
It’s the ultimate love-hate relationship. They represent passion and intensity and self-confidence in a way that terrifies me. Look, I love symbolism and imagery and some brands, but that doesn’t mean I want giant quarter-life crisis taking up the left side of my torso. Tattoos last forever. I don’t know what I want 6 months from now, let alone what...
“Nice dude! I’m happy for you. Don’t want you all mopey on Monday.”
– My friend Dan texting me after the Eagles victory over the Cowboys. He knows me too well.
On Boredom
I hate it. Can’t stand it. I’m a shark, except when I stop moving, I think instead of die. Which, if you’ve ever thought, you know is much worse.
I think maybe I need to set smaller goals for myself. I order huge servings of dreams and then when it comes time eat it I worry my eyes are bigger than my stomach. And then I just let it melt without having taken so much as a...
Found in the pockets of my winter coat, which I...
Eclipse Spearmint Gum
A Chocolate Brownie ClifBar
A ticket to the Baseball Hall of Fame