March 2010
36 posts
A Sketch
Fred: I had sex with a girl last night.
Tom: Awesome, who was it?
Fred: I don't remember.
Tom: That's terrible! You should show the girl more respect than that.
Fred: No, it's just that I've been into really rough stuff lately, and it's been causing me short term memory loss.
Tom: I like your style.
heyjb asked: Who can deadlift his bodyweight?
"NONPLUSSED" DOESN'T MEAN "UNIMPRESSED".
chamberlain:
I’ve heard that shit misused about twenty fucking times this week.
Shit, I’ve been using that word wrong for a while.
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not;...”
– - Woodrow Wilson
Just a reminder for everyone to keep on keeping on.
Healthcare Rant
I’ve started this post about a dozen times, but I’m too angry to piece it together. Basically, I think unless the Tea Party crowd can effectively pull off a major revolution in the next 2 elections (which is, I think, entirely possible), we’re absolutely dead as a nation. We’ve started the slow death march toward the Europeanization of this country. We’ve decided...
“Mr. Speaker, the speakers to my left are correct, this is history. Today marks a...”
– Rep. Paul Ryan
Can we legalize gay marriage so I can marry this man?
Healthcare
So, I don’t post a lot of political stuff on this blog because, while it is something I care about, I realize maybe 5% of people reading this agree with me (Hi Mom!). So I avoid it; not because I care that people disagree with me, bu t there are some people in this world who care deeply if you disagree with them. So I just like to avoid it in almost every situation.
That said, the current...
Welp, it finally happened
I looked up in the locker room and saw an old man’s penis.
The Jerk
Hey you, dragging the halo- how about a holiday in the islands of grief? Tongue is the word I wish to have with you. Your eyes are so blue they leak. Your legs are longer than a prisoner’s last night on death row. I’m filthier than the coal miner’s bathtub and nastier than the breath of Charles Bukowski. You’re a dirty little windshield. I’m standing behind you on...
GYM TALK
Today at the gym, a guy was asking one of the janitors in the locker room why the shower curtains weren’t long enough to touch the floor. The janitor replied, as diplomatically as he could, that it was to prevent gay sex in the showers.
I broke 100 pounds on the bench.
I skipped abs cause I’m a lazy jerk.
I need something else to post on here.
Party Highlights
johnztownsend:
girl: but you need to stop writing about sex on your tumblr.
me: okay.
Girl: no seriously, it comes off as weird and creepy. Like that hj or bj post? Why did you post that?
me: Oh, I was just really excited that I finally had a question asked.
Girl: but like…don’t. It’s just creepy.
me: okay.
yeah so, you’re totally me 5 years ago.
chamberlain:
Notorious B.I.G. vs. Rent -...
Quite the racket they've got...
So, I’m at the gym and this so called ‘personal trainer’ comes up to me, while helping another person, and asks if I’m doing 5x5 or Starting Strength. We get to talking and he ends up ‘helping’ me with my squat form (ass out, knees out, and I was racking the weight too high on my shoulders). He also pointed out that using running shoes was causing me to throw...
Hal Phillips: March 2010 Challenge: Team Names --... →
Stray thoughts on improv group names:
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One person on The Pill didn’t like that name, but it was never a fight.
That was me! I just always heard ‘The Pill’ in the context of birth control and it didn’t ring right for me. In the end I liked it though.
I still don't know the answer to this, by the way.
Me: So, what do you think the rules on dating multiple at once are?
Brother's Fiance: so following in your mothers footsteps eh?
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Gym Stuff
Gym was good tonight. I got there later* than I wanted, and people were using the squat rack, so I had to do my program all out of order. Turned out to be a good thing.
There was 1 guy throwing up some serious weight. He watched me do some squats and I asked him how my form was. Said it was pretty good (I could go lower, though). He asked where I learned from, said and book and he instantly...
