Behind the Scenes with all '75 Sex Moves Men Crave' from the May 2011 Issue of Cosmo
She didn’t play with my nipples. They’re sensitive and I like it when a woman flicks them with her tongue. Sorry Pete, 28, but you’re full of crap and don’t exist.
I was never woken up by her for morning sex. That’s the time I am horniest, so she would have gotten major points.He loves morning sex, but Phillip, 24, can’t stand afternoon, evening, and night sex.
It would be nice if my ex switched things up more often and suggested new things for us to try when we’re in bed.But he could not be bitter, for it was Will, 24, who chose to take an 18th century Victorian woman as his time traveller wife.
She never looked up at me while performing oral sex. The eyes are windows into the soul, and Les, 30, wants to see that soul sucking his dick.
I’d have liked her to play with my back door. Nothing too invasive, just a tickle.Dante, 28, should probably do some soul searching while he’s searching for something to put up his butt.
Sometimes I wanted her to be the spoon after sex.Glen, 34, had long ago perfected the art of feeling someone up with his back muscles.
What really bothered me was that after I’d gone down on her, she wouldn’t let me kiss her until I brushed my teeth. ”It’s like she didn’t want my sloppy, vagina covered mouth all over hers!” Donnie, 31, continued in bewilderment.
Guys sometimes have a middle-of-the-night uncontrollable sex craving where we need pleasure right now. Well, that was when her legs became a closed vice, and I’d lie there until she woke up… but by then the animalistic drive was gone. Laying in bed with a hard-on whispering, “Hey? Hey? You awake? Hey!” for 45 minutes was a mood killer for Charlie, 25.
Why wouldn’t she ever play with my hair during sex? It feels so good.Dan, 28, keeps his taint unshaven for that very reason.
She never let me touch her feet. She thought it was gross, but it really turns me on. I love running my hand down a woman’s leg and slightly messaging her foot when I’m on top during sex.She also wasn’t into Eric, 26, jerking off into her running shoes.
Past girlfriends should’ve come up with cool, brand new positons I had never heard of, then showed me how to do them. Esteban, 18, could never get his past girlfriends to make up something for ‘The Citadel of Shattered Realities’.
It would have thrilled me if she had suggested playing with something kinky, like candle wax. Candle wax is only considered kinky by teen sex comedy writers, so it’s no surprise Joseph, 23, is putting the finishing touches of his American Pie DVD sequel screenplay.
I wish she would have let me bring food items into bed, like whipped cream. She was also worried about getting messy, but that was the point.George Costanza is more than a TV character for Charlie, 24: he’s a sexual visionary.
Paid more attention to my balls during sex. They’re very accessible during intercourse- especially during doggie-style or when the woman is on top, much like the clitoris is for guys.Drew, 30, does not know what balls are or where they are located.
Nothing is hotter than a woman who scratches and rubs my back during sex. Thinking back, more of that would always have been nice. Abdul, 21, was killed in a car accident 2 weeks before answering this question.
I’ve started coating my entire life in an instant film of nostalgia. Life passes through my ears and eyes into cherished memory like a wafer through chocolate on a Kit-Kat production line.
Anything I do, regardless of how embarrassing or ridiculous or socially ill-advised it is at the moment, becomes a great idea because I’ve already transposed my thought process to that of a 60 year old man looking back on his life.
"I was young and stupid and in my twenties!" I think to myself while being young and stupid and in my twenties.
Memory is the god I’m throwing myself into the social volcano for. I’m not sure what the people around me think but it doesn’t matter; they’re the unwitting Aztecs watching my sacrifice.
That even though I performed a barely passable version of “Every Little Step” by Bobby Brown at the Brass Monkey tonight, I did take the 12 bar break to perform a word-perfect rendition of Mr. Brown’s rap from “On Our Own” from the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack. It’s this kind of attention to detail that I hope will come to represent my legacy. Thank you for your time.
God damn that’s awesome. “WELL I GUESS WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL.”
I mean, maybe, but this is about as petty as the Obama birther argument.
Maybe the biggest hoax in stupid bullshit political gossip history. I don’t think it outdoes the whole, weapons-of-mass-destruction-in-Iraq hoax. I don’t know. That just seems more important to me somehow.
Aaaaand here’s why it’s important: when Sarah Palin first hit the national stage, she loudly and proudly and repeatedly proclaimed that she supported abstinence-only sex ed. This was part of an opening salvo that eventually led to the rest of the far-right Culture War bullshit she’s been spouting ever since.
And if in fact she lied about her then-17 year-old daughter’s pregnancy, claiming it to be her own, then she did so not to protect Trig, but to cover her own ass. It’s hard to run around the country exclaiming that abstinance-only sex ed works when it didn’t work for your own daughter.
Is it as important as WMD in Iraq or a bundle of other things that were inadequately investigated? No. But it’s still important and it shows that very loud moral outrage is all it takes to stop journalists who don’t want to be yelled at.
ok, that’s a good reason for why this is important now. The way I was reading it was just as a way to ruin her life just because she pulled the old 1950s-unwed-daughter-has-a-kid-claim-shes-your-sister-trick (also known as the Bobby Darin and Jack Nicholson trick). But you rationalized why it’s important and not like the birther movement well, so ok, now I get it.
The birther movement is based on pettiness that really has no place in American politics, and yes, it is racist. Very racist. But thats a whole different story.
However, the legals ramifications of this are much LESS significant than the birther theory. If this is true then we have an issue of a politician whose private life doesn’t line up with her politics (surprise) and who lied to the American people (surprise surprise). If the birther theory were true then we have a major constitutional dilemna because the President wouldn’t legally qualify for his position and yet has been filling that role. I do not believe that either of these issues are valid but the parentage of Trig is even less relevant than the unfounded (and yes, very racist) issue of Obama’s birth place.