Woke up at 9:30, feeling fine thanks to #soberweek. Wrote 2 pages of a surefire winner sketch, ‘Good Cop, Deaf Cop’. Ran 4 miles at 10 min/mi, from my apartment to the top of the hill in Fort Green Park. Ate some tacos, watched an episode of Cheers. Did stand-up for the first time. It went really well and was a lot of fun! Time to hit the mics! Called up my dad, talked for...
Dan Harmon Poops: Things They May Never Tell You... →
danharmon: 1. Everyone is basically a liar, because you can’t possibly tell everyone the truth about everything - we’d never get anything done. That being said: 2. There are the people that, by default, prefer you to know what they’re thinking, and there are the people who, by default, prefer you not to know. Nobody’s good and nobody’s bad but it’s safer to keep to your half of the...
Adorable Sports Thing of the Day: The Mets (I know, I know) ran a contest for a kid to call half an inning of a game. The kid who did it got to call a Jose Reyes home run. Baseball <3
Google are pussies →
benzado: Brian S Hall: I also have come to dislike much of Google because they very quickly went from big company that sells my personal information to strangers, which makes me nervous, to a company that innovates at nothing yet spends *billions* of dollars from one business to enter new markets and destroy existing businesses. I truly don’t understand the people who are embracing Google+...
naive questions from someone who does not...
halphillips: Is there any feasible way to invest small amounts of money, especially to get a short-term return? Like, I don’t know, you buy a bond for $20 and get back $25 in a few months. Tiny little returns that only matter if you’re such a broke penny-pinching Jew that making $5 sounds like a good idea to you. What about being like a day trader, buying and selling small amounts of stock? ...
Dan Harmon Poops: you are a moon for a while →
danharmon: Before I knew how to talk to people in real life (coworkers will tell you I never actually learned) I learned to talk to people on the internet. I was 14, I had an old TRS-80 from my Dad’s office, and, at night, I would use it with a direct connect 300 baud modem to call a “citizen’s band… My Dan Harmon worship is bordering on unhealthy.