shortbreadsh:

They’d probably be too busy mourning you to give a shit about what was in your purse.

If you can’t tell, PEEVE: When people think religious people (even SUPER-religious people) can’t empathize with people who do ~super scandalous~ things such as have sex or get drunk. Like… to the extent that if someone died and they found out that they were sexually active they’d spend time thinking about that.

Like, I know crazy religious people and I seriously can’t think of a single person, who if I died and they found condoms in my purse would be like ~Natalie has been ruined for me. She is dead and I am choosing to think about her possible sex life~. They’d be busy like, planning my funeral and praying for my soul. Which they’d do even if they had proof I was a virgin.

Plus, if they were really Catholic, they’d just pretend they didn’t find them and repress the idea that sex even exists.