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Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two

Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.

When I was 9, we found a pair of these in my childhood friend Scott’s basement.  We knew they were a ‘sex thing’, but what exactly they ‘did’ remained a mystery.  Now with the wisdom of an adult, it’s clear they do nothing, unless you’re especially interested smashing an erection up against a lady’s pubis.

Unrelated, it turned out my friend’s parents were swingers with a couple down the street from them.  They divorced when the husband was caught in bed with someone outside the circle.  The Fundies we found were sealed; did a marriage’s salvation lay shrink wrapped inside?

And that is my strangely specific Fundies memory.